1. When ur boss gives u a promotion , but cuts down ur salary to balance the effect.
2. U r given a huge salary raise and fired from the company at the same time.
3. When ur company launches two tasks at the same time
First - To increase employee motivation
Second - Find out drunkards in the company, and make it public.
4. Offer letter from the company is sent to u after the company is shuttered down.
5. When everything which is centralised is decentralised and everything which is decentralised is centralised, and it happens every year.
6. When ur appraisal shows u 5/5 on team player , and u r the only one in team.
7. When ur secretary is paid more than u are.
8. When u stay long hours in the company for work , and company deducts house rent from ur salary.
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well that was nice, hopefully business world can learn something if possible for them.
ght side photo alga raki hai wo aachi nai lag rahi ahi
very good one indeed
A true picture of BUsiness World
Bahut he achhe baat likhe hai, ye aapki doordarshita hai, jo aap itne gehrayee tak is vyapar ko samajh paa rhe hai.
keep it up - ise uchaa rakhe
badiya hai,bindass,achhi li hai..
well said!1
Cheers!!!
Very well written!
There are some other paradoxes as well:
1. An acquisition is actually a "merger" of bank accounts
2. As soon as you finish a long term in the company, the company decides to scrap the benefit policy!!
3. Deadlines are designed as such you that you actually die meeting them! Hence the word "dead"lines!!
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