Business World Paradoxes

1. When ur boss gives u a promotion , but cuts down ur salary to balance the effect.

2. U r given a huge salary raise and fired from the company at the same time.

3. When ur company launches two tasks at the same time
First - To increase employee motivation
Second - Find out drunkards in the company, and make it public.

4. Offer letter from the company is sent to u after the company is shuttered down.

5. When everything which is centralised is decentralised and everything which is decentralised is centralised, and it happens every year.

6. When ur appraisal shows u 5/5 on team player , and u r the only one in team.

7. When ur secretary is paid more than u are.

8. When u stay long hours in the company for work , and company deducts house rent from ur salary.

The One

I am many yet one
I am whole yet none.

I am the sun
and cloud
I am life
and the shroud
I am rays
and all the ways.


I am in fear
and in courage
I am in pain
and in joy
I am in rain
and even in being insane.

I dont love u
and dont hate u
but I am there to watch over u
When u r misled
I am there to lead u.

Dont fall apart
Just look into the treasures of ur heart.

The advent of computers

Let me explain the memories which I have already forgotten.
It was college time and I just had finished one book "The city of joy" by Dominique lapierre which he had written after 7 years of research work and I was really feeling proud after reading that book(Well I did not read it myself , I had somebody read it aloud for me).
Well the next book was "Five point someone" by Chetan Bhagat. I was really shocked and all my pride that I got after reading "The city of joy" was snatched away from me . I thought anyone who has a pen and a paper OR notepad installed on his computer can write a book and one day even I will write one.

Well now the trend is for blog writing and after reading so many blogs here and there I guess anyone with internet connection and a broswer can write a blog and Blogger does not differentiate between smart people and the Idiot ones. I thought even I would start writing blogs before the trend is no more or blogger bars idiots from writing blogs.

SO here I am writing a blog , Explaining the advent of computers -

In the primordial times when human lived in caves they were only handful man and woman.
As we know the probability of a person being a mathematician is 1 in 10,000 so as the ppl grew more in no and reached population greater than 10,000 , we had few mathematicians born.

These mathematicians gave more laws and said that probability of a person being smart enough to devise a computer is 1 in 1 billion. so our so called cave man started having sex here and there to grow their population and reaching 1 billion in no.
As the world's 1 billionth child was about to be worn all media man reached there in hospital and believe me the mom of that 1billionth child had real problems facing these media man as she did not her make up with her at that time in hospital. well whatever .... the genious was born and put computer there for all of us ....

I WASNT MINE

I remember the time
When I was five,
The love of my parents for which I could die,
The girl whom I did love and used to sit beside,
Being apple of everyone's eye and playig all over the day was my life .

I remember the time
when I was twenty five,
I was married to the girl I loved and then she was my life.
I have a son and daughter and I was wet again in the raining water.

I remember the time
when I am 45
I look back in time and watch the time fly by,
I had fun but forget the true aim of my life,
Its too late now and I regret as -
I could not leave my trails on the sands of time
coz I always lived for others and I wasnt mine.

The First Poem

Even the sun gets eclipsed sometime,
Even the fish gets eaten by fishfry,
There will be a count down and
The doomsayers will pry
Still -
Never Give up
And Never Say bye.

Everyone will have a frown
And the path of light wont be found
There will be darkness and no sound
Still -
Remember U r free and not bound
So be the one to show the path and bear the crown.